Lazy? CHECK!

Well shit. It's been since September. Talk about laziness in blogging.

Since I turned 25, officially, I decided to change some things in life that weren't making me happy anymore. I lost some friends, I gained some friends. I got a job and I'm potentially losing a job. Besides that, I made the choice to go to beauty school. My mom constantly sings "Beauty school drop out..." at me. I hope I don't get purple hair like in Grease. Add on my amazing boyfriend and you've got the last few months!

Now as for lately...Lately is interesting. I decided last night that I would go tanning. I love the vitamin D and I was rewarding myself for a hard workout. 15 minutes you say? Why yes, I think that's suitable. Well, it wasn't. Within minutes of turning on I already thought, huh- kinda hot in here...I'll turn on the fan. Then my ass starting burning. I lifted up on my heels, but after a few seconds I realized I don't have the ab strength to pull off such a clever move. I had three minutes left. What's three minutes? I looked myself over after, satisfied that I didn't really get any color. Until halfway through the night my ass starting hurting! Burning like a fever! I got out of bed and pulled up my shirt...oh shit. Not only did I get color, I got one specifically. Red. Now, my ass is burned, my stomach is, my chest is. Glad I have a job interview today. That's gonna work out fabulously. Note to self? Ten fucking minutes next time.

Now, I get to try and shower/get dressed looking like a tomato. Oh, and with a lovely "red bump thing" on my forehead (according to the boy I watch.)

I'll part with some wisdom from the three year old:

"I'm WINNING! Well, sometimes my daddy says WINNING! and I just don't know why."

...the three year old's name is Charlie.